drinkingsomewine:

Don’t want to offend anyone but look at this

JFC TAG YOUR PORN

(Source: foodphotosets, via 1innea)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via danielobayashi)

nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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(via sextinggg)

I fucking hate society, or Atleast the people on this app French girls

(Source: enjol-ras, via likeigiveabother)

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

I didn’t want this to end

(via hitthatbongmiley)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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(via happiest)

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via trust)


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The gangs all here
penis-hilton:

rookie tbh

I have so many questions
yung-medusa:

︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻


SOFT GHETTO
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