juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via happiest)

niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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(via pizza)

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via goawayslut23)

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

(via asapdrake)

stopfollowingmeyoucreeper:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(Source: e-bae, via asapdrake)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via chiefofthebonerpolice)

rodaintshit:

YOOOOO

(Source: corgiblue, via momunofu)

shinysquartle:

lms if you want a relationship like this

cespur:

American Horror Story: Easter

(Source: gingerdeer, via memewhore)

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber


I THOUGHT IT WAS JB BEFORE I READ THE COMMENT OMFG
80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*
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