Don’t want to offend anyone but look at this
JFC TAG YOUR PORN
(Source: foodphotosets, via 1innea)
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
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Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like
More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]
Previously: Part One
I didn’t want this to end
haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'